Male Enhancement
Can’t sleep, burning through the late night channels
a picture is crystallizing for men,
ordinary men, of which I am one.
I am in dire need of enhancement!
What’s that, you say? You like things as they are?
My good sir, please. There is no shame in this.
We all need a little help now and then.
I fall asleep at the television,
and I wake to interminable dreams:
A pill that makes me a better writer
Funny and wise.